If you've ever met anyone who said that scarecrows aren't creepy, they were a dirty liar. Scarecrows are in the same family as ventriloquist puppets, dead-eyed porcelain dolls, and clowns. Creepy all the way through.
Maybe the beer can redeem them? We'll see.
7.5 lbs. 2-row Barley malt
.5 lb. Flaked corn
.33 lb. Flaked barley
.33 Crystal 20 Barley malt
.75 oz. Tettnang (5% AA) @ 60 min.
.5 oz. Tettnang (5% AA) @ 10 min.
US-05 Dry yeast